It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
"CAR AHOY!"
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
" I was saving it for later when it ran down my leg and my foot slipped on the gas pedal therefore causing me to speed officer."
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
" How the f**k do you get a moose in an airplane?!"
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
"But he wanted a new haircut and a new die color. He thinks that pink makes him look gay."
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